Schaplle & Ralph's party was a raging success, with zero visits from
the local constabulary this year (down from three last year), only 3 angry
neighbours (down from 8), no-one turned off our power (happened twice last
year, & only 4 glasses broken)...
Three cases Carlton, three cases VB, two cases New, 2 cases coopers, 1
case smirnoff black, 1 case vodka crusiers, 1 case cider, two bottles jager,
1 case red bull, 1 bottle vodka, 1 bottle rum, 2 bottles tequuila, 4 bottles
champagne, 2 bottles wine, 2 bottles bourbon, 1 bottle sctoch, 1 bottle
gin, 1 bottle bacardi, & 1 bottle white vok was consumed, as well as
15 pizzas (none hidden around house due to the abscence of Mini-Me from
the party).
Browny drank alot & this time didn't paint the walls techni-coloured
(although some others did), Chunks found a friend (but Merkin lost one),
Harpoon managed not to crap himself (had gastro) but regulary threatned
to head home if the bathroom wasn't constantly available to him..., Killer,
Noose, Woody, Harpoon, Cumshot & Merkin all wore white jeans (some
were less white when they left), Mr Movies let everyone know he was there
with plenty of noise, Killer can't remember much of his night, Cereal Killer
found Ralph's swords (Oh god...), Ralph's potential brother-in law likes
padlocks, ALOT..., someone broke our washing machine & my ear muffs,
LOTS of toilet paper got spread around our flat, Lara likes to sing, chase
people with a tomahawk, & talk about Cougars & his balls..., Ray
the Preacher likes Solo, Woody likes hot pasties, Pizza delivery guys dont
like being paid in bottle caps & cigarette butts & then being told
to "Get a beer in them", Schapelle's other mate Pat doesn't like
his shirt, Chunks bought a case, drank 6, & we drank the rest, Stimpy
can sleep ANYWHERE & through ANYTHING, Ralph's balding mate LOVES to
watch..., Tampon loves TED (but wouldnt talk about the rugby (SA 30, ABs
28).
I had a WICKED nite, have several blank spots (Becks can fill us in on
what happened as she was driving), the guys above us are still only vaguely
aware of our existence, hope all that attended loved it, we'll do it again
next year, & probably at some point over summer!
Cheers,
Schapelle & Ralph